Greedy, self-serving, blood sucking jerks whose sense of self-entitlement needs to be smacked out of them with a 2x4.
Try to dump your filth on me? Not happening.
Oh, and guess how I feel about people who get drunk and can't remember what they've done. People who KNOW me and ARE my friends won't have a problem with that tricky little question.
Pack your crap and go back to wherever you call home and don't come visit us again. I have the state troopers on speed-dial and I'm just itching to turn you in.